Deliciously Sweet, Achingly Bitter

For the first official meeting of the HAV chatroom, we had a great time! Wish there were more that could have joined along, but just the three of us were enough to make plans to turn all who dwell in this world a pervy hobbit fancier.

Serious. It will be done. No way it can't; we're just that good.

Here are a few gems of our convo (I would have had more to post if my downloads at the time weren't bumping me off. But still!):

~If you ever forget something you did, grapeofdeath will be very likely to have it somewhere in her home, or hard drive.

<Suza> I got rid of the dress picture

<grapeofdeath> Not from my hard drive you didn't...

<Suza> ...I didn't count on that...

<grapeofdeath> :)

<pervyhobs> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

<pervyhobs> grape, youre WICKED!!!!

<Suza> *darth vader voice* NOOOOOOOOOO

<grapeofdeath> I have pictures saved that trilliah said she'd forgotten she'd drawn!

<pervyhobs> LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Suza> Wow!

<pervyhobs> grape, youre an archiving FREAK

<Suza> Seriously!

~A fantastic and very appropriate suggestion is made...

<pervyhobs> the WELLS of info i have in this grape!

<pervyhobs> you shall now be deemed "grapeofinformation"

<grapeofdeath> yes...

<grapeofdeath> I like that

<pervyhobs> heehee!

<grapeofdeath> If there's anything you need, just ask

<Suza> :D

<pervyhobs> wouldnt doubt it if you get some letter from the cia, asking you to join up

<pervyhobs> even if all you can give em is frodo/sam stuff

<grapeofdeath> :)

<pervyhobs> theyre all pervy hobbit fanciers. EVERYONE is.

<Suza> who knows? Maybe you can work in their porn devision

<pervyhobs> oooh! there ya go!

<Suza> *division

~Obsessions, obsessions...

<grapeofdeath> I'm doomed to be compiling lists for the rest of my days

<grapeofdeath> Not that that's bad, of course

<Suza> Of course not!

<pervyhobs> haha no it aint. not for us anyways.

<grapeofdeath> I should actually post these lists then...

<pervyhobs> yes! in fact if you want, i can put them up on the site, creditting you as the sender

<Suza> There's no such thing as too much fic

<grapeofdeath> Yes, maybe I should...

<pervyhobs> go on ahead!!!

<grapeofdeath> You know what's funny, while I've been carrying on this conversation, in the back ground I've been saving hobbit fics to floppy disks so I can read them later... I'm such a pack rat...

<pervyhobs> ,LOL!!!!!!!!

<pervyhobs> dont worry, im POSTING fic as i type!!!!!!!!!

<Suza> lol, I just downloaded the Portals one from the Crackers section...

<pervyhobs> LOL!

~Devious plans!

<grapeofdeath> *counts* I've saved enough fics to fill seven floppy disks... I'm going to run out soon...

<pervyhobs> LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

<Suza> lol, just don't let anyone else find them

<pervyhobs> naw you should share em with the world.

<Suza> convert them all

<pervyhobs> YES! they are ALL PHFS and they know it!!!

<grapeofdeath> I shall save them to my computer when I get home. (and not forget them in the floppy drive like I did once) (I'm at college at the moment...)

<pervyhobs> LOL

<Suza> XD

<Suza> I use the college scanner when I upload fanart

<grapeofdeath> -.-

~We discuss our "favorite Frodo"...

<pervyhobs> my husband and i are incredibly morbid people! YIPPEE! D

<grapeofdeath> So am I!

<pervyhobs> WAHHOO!

<pervyhobs> hence our love of frodo in anguish, LOL....

<grapeofdeath> hehe...

<pervyhobs> i LOVE fluff, but gawd... those stories involving frodo in deep distress, such lovliness, lol...

<Suza> lol, well me less for morbidity, but distressed Frodo, I'm all there

<pervyhobs> HEEHEE!

<pervyhobs> lotho, as grape and i discussed, is so easy as the aggressor in those sitches

<Suza> Yes!

<pervyhobs> hes such a DICK

~Sam does do everything, doesn't he?

<pervyhobs> ive often chatted with my husband on the movie verse nyways, and how useless frodo is in it, and how SAM is the tru hero, lol

<Suza> absolutely

<grapeofdeath> yes, definitally in movie verse

<pervyhobs> HELP!! IM CAUGHT BY SHELOB!!! OH NOES!! THE RING IS SO HEAVY!!! SAM CARRY EVERYTHING!!!

<Suza> LOL

<pervyhobs> i called my friend brad "sam" because we walked to the town fireworks, and he was carrying ALL the chairs, while his wife carried her purse, lol

<Suza> SAM GO HOME, I DON'T NEED YOU, oh sh*t, yes I do

<pervyhobs> LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<pervyhobs> SHI-T he had all the COOKERY!!!

<pervyhobs> *imagines Frodo sitting next to Gollum eating raw fish*

<Suza> Right up until the end!

<Suza> Sushi, preciousss

~MORE devious plans! Aren't we the wicked lil' ones?

<grapeofdeath> All the frodo/sam on the internet is at my finger tips. I can call apon it at my will! Mwahahaha!

<grapeofdeath> *coughs*

<Suza> you have power over so many pervs...

<grapeofdeath> And yet, almost nobody knows...

<Suza> Ah, the element of surprise

<grapeofdeath> Either that, or I'm shy

<pervyhobs> heehee

<grapeofdeath> *believe it or not*

<pervyhobs> we should create some ridiculous site about turning everyone into pervy hobbit fanciers

<Suza> lol

<pervyhobs> grape can link everyone to death

<grapeofdeath> yes, but what to link?

<pervyhobs> EVERYTHING and ANYTHING

<Suza> Something for everyone

<pervyhobs> yes.

<grapeofdeath> ...that would be thousands of pages...

HAHA! Oh the fun! Seems silly to post chat room banter, but it was truly a fun time! Please try to make it to the next one, which I shall say is going to be.... *Drumroll*

Friday, July 8th: 6:00 EST time!!

Try and make it my friends! And keep in mind, I'm on at random parts of the day; judging by the site manager tools to check on who's visiting what, there seems to be a good amount of use of it during the day. So maybe you're all chatting it up anyways! Still, it's fun to make plans for it! Hope to see a good bunch! :)

Hey all! It's been quiet as of late (at least for the weekend). The last chat time was quiet, only one person- but it was still pretty fun! I hope many more can join in for the next chat ime, which will beeeeeeeee....

 

Wednesday, July 13th: 8 PM!!!

 

Come on in and have fun!!!!

Hello lovebugs!! I'm hoping those interested in chatting can join for another planned chat for...

 

Sunday, July 18th at 7p.m.!!!

 

The last chat was just grape and I, and it was very fun!! Lots of awesome artwork links passed, along with story ideas:). Hopefully I'll see some more faces!!

Toodle doo, noodlies....:)