Deliciously Sweet, Achingly Bitter

From purity to pain, sanctified to sinned

Wav Files-Faculty

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Here's a listing of wav. files from 'The Faculty'. There will probably be more as I go along; these are the choices I made from about the first 30 minutes.
Click on each one to hear them; to save, right click on the link you want, and choose "Save Link As...", then choose a player that plays wav. files from whatever audio program you work with (it worked on WMP for me, other than my wav. maker). If there are any problems, contact me at vast_cool_and_unsympathetic@yahoo.com, so I can iron out any kinks. They've worked for me, so far. Hopefully they're fine!
Also, keep in mind that most of these are NOT worksafe--much swearing, but if you've seen the movie, you should know that. *winks* I wrote down the lines with each link, just so you're sure what you can use/not use.
Hope you like. :D

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Casey: Sorry... my fault.
Stokely: Crash and burn, Casey.

crash and burn.wav

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Bullies: One, Two Three! (yelling)
Casey: No, not the pole!
Bullies: (yelling) Do it again!

not the pole.wav

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Zeke: Trust me, man. I'm brilliant.

trust me im brilliant.wav

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Zeke: Guaranteed to jack you up.

guaranteed to jack you up.wav

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Casey: (sniffling) Fuck.

fuck.wav

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Zeke: Like I said--callouses.

callouses.wav

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Coach Willis: I forget your name.
Casey: Casey.

forget your name--casey.wav

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Casey: I don't think a person should run, unless he's being chased.
Coach Willis: Being chased... I like that.

being chased.wav

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Zeke: I'm a contradiction.

contradiction.wav

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Furlong: It can replicate... Jesus. (sound of alien's teeth, splashing) FUCK! God damn it! (pause) I'm-I'm okay.

furlong damn it.wav

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Coach Willis (to Stan): You seem to be going through some life-defining turning point, an'... I'm not gonna stand in the way of the human condition.

coach human condition.wav

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Gabe: Hey yo, pisswad, you're in my way!
Casey: I'm sorry... I was breathing here.

pisswad-breathing.wav

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Casey: It must really blow being you.
Stan: You have no idea.

blow being you.wav

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Zeke: Condoms... magnum-sized. And they're cherry-flavored...?

condoms.wav

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Casey: Why do you rag on me so much? What did I do?
Delilah: Nothing! It's just your fate, you're the geeky Stephen King kid, there's one in every school.

geeky stephen king kid.wav

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Casey: God, you can be such a...
Delilah: What?
Casey: Pretty cool human being when you're not being a first-class, grade-A bitch.

grade a bitch.wav

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Mrs. Connor: Check his schoolbooks--they hide the drugs in the spine of the book. I saw it on 'Dateline'.
Mr. Connor: What are you on, son?
Casey: I'm not on drugs... (sound of ripping) Hey, that's government property, Dad!
Mr. Connor: Shit...

not on drugs.wav

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Mr. Connor: Look, we love you son. We want to help you.
Casey: Then believe me.

believe me.wav

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Mr. Connor: Hoo... sorry, pal. No more flogging the bishop.

flogging the bishop.wav

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Marybeth: What is that?
Zeke: It's magic dust... you want some?

magic dust.wav

**Might be more soon (if I can keep the site running as it should... grr...)!**



Fav Wav. Post, Part 2

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A'right, here it is; the rest of the sounds I got from 'The Faculty'. This was WAY cool to do. I'm sure there are some sounds/bits that you'll go, "HEY! But what about when he says, then she says...?" Well, these are MY choices. ;) Got requests? Send 'em along! My wav. program's pretty fly, yo.
Once again... explicit! Not worksafe, this batch especially. I don't think your boss wants to hear Zeke booming out the f-bomb at your desk, so read wisely.

Follow the instructions given in the LAST set, of course. Have fun!

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Zeke: So if anyone finds us in here, just grab hold of me and pretend we're making out. The punishment will be less severe.

1-making out.wav

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Stan: C'mon guys, it... this is nuts.
Delilah: Then leave Stan, why are you hanging around? Go win a Pulitzer.
Stan: Blow me Delilah, cos' I'm sick of your shit.
Delilah: Go on, get the fuck outta here and take your little freak dyke with you.
Stokely: FUCK you, titbags!
Casey: Will everybody calm down... please?

2-blow me delilah.wav

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Zeke: Casey. Man, the only person in this school who's an alien... is you, man.
Casey: Yea, fuck you, Zeke.
Zeke: Oh...

3-the only alien.wav

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Zeke: Well, it's like this, Mr. Furlong... Casey here thinks you're an alien.
Mr. Furlong: *scoffs* Really.

4-casey here thinks.wav

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Zeke: Look, sorry to impose and disrupt, Mr. Furlong, but--
Mr. Furlong: If you'll kindly take your seats, this will be over quite quickly. Now SIT DOWN!
(Crashing)

5-impose and disrupt.wav

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Zeke: Put him the fuck DOWN, Furlong.

6-put him the fuck down.wav

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Casey: Oh... shit...
(Bell rings)
Stokely: Isn't this usually the point when someone says 'let's get the fuck outta here'?
Stan: Let's get the fuck outta here.

7-gtfo.wav

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Zeke: Fuck this shit.
(Squealing tires)

8-fuck this shit.wav

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Marybeth: This is your big secret--caffeine pills?
Zeke: You didn't see that.

9-big secret caffeine.wav

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Zeke: It's called a gun, man.

10-called a gun.wav

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Stan: I'm not an alien, I'm discontent.

11-not an alien.wav

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Delilah: Casey, when did you become Sigourney Weaver?
Casey: Wha...?

12-sig weaver.wav

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Zeke: Take a hit.

13-take a hit.wav

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Zeke: Casey?
Casey: Why me first?
Zeke: It's your birthright, man, just fucking take it.

14-birthright.wav

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Casey: *snorting*
Zeke: Easy, boy.

15-easy boy.wav

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Casey: (laughing madly) YER takin' it! (more laughs)

16-yer takin it.wav

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Casey: (STILL laughing)
Stan: Now what the hell's wrong with him?!
Zeke: Nothing's wrong with him, you asshole, he's tweaking, let him FUCKING TWEAK!
Casey: Tweak, tweak!

17-tweak tweak.wav

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Stokely: No, I'm not putting that--that hack drug up my nose, it's so... eighties.
Zeke: Aliens are taking over the world. Weigh it.

18-weigh it.wav

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Casey: (snorts)
Zeke: (snorts and laughs) Is she always this much fun, man?
Stan: (chuckling) No... sometimes she can be a real bitch.
Casey: (laughing) Oh, yea!
(Awkward high-five)

19-be a real bitch.wav

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Casey: Ooh! Showdown! (MORE laughing)

20-showdown.wav

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Zeke: Shoot her... shoot her in the head, Casey.
Delilah: I-I don't know what's happening...
Zeke: Shoot her, Casey!
Stan: No, don't shoot her, Ca--
Zeke: SHOOT her, she's fucking ONE of them, man!

21-shoot dont shoot.wav

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Delilah: There's nowhere to go... nowhere to hide, we're everywhere...
Stokely: I'LL fuckin' shoot her!
(Crashing and shots)

22-nowhere to hide.wav

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Casey: We can get 'er back, Zeke. We can get them ALL back.

23-get em back zeke.wav

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Zeke: FUCK!

24-more bad language.wav

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Casey: Sniff this.

25-sniff this.wav

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Casey: We do it the hard way. With Mr. Furlong, we plunged it into his eye, the reaction was instantaneous.
Stan: You stick her, and I'll SHOOT her, before it erupts all over the place!
Principal Drake: Casey! Are you on drugs?!

26-stick er and shoot er.wav

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Casey: I think we made a mistake, guys. She's dea--
(Drake gets up)
Casey: WHAAA!

27-made a mistake.wav

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Zeke: FUCK!
Casey: Shi...
Zeke: FUCK!

28-more eff words.wav

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Zeke: No pain, Stan? Why dontcha come in here and I'll SHOW you some fucking pain!!

29-show you pain.wav

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Casey: Oh, that's convenient!
Zeke: (jangling his keys) You gotta better idea?

30-thats convenient.wav

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Casey: Did it really take two of us to get to your car?
Zeke: Nope. One of us is a decoy.

31-decoy.wav

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Delilah: Class wuss... eternal, little loser who comes to school every day knowing that this is it.

32-eternal lil loser.wav

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Delilah: We can help you belong, isn't that what you really want?
Casey: Please don't do this, Delilah.

33-help you belong.wav

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Zeke: Hello, Miss Burke. (slams trunk)
Miss Burke: Hello, sweetiepie.

34-hello miss burke.wav

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Zeke: All right, FUCK this, I'm outta here...

35-eff this im outta here.wav

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Zeke: Why are you naked?

36-why r u naked.wav

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(Crashing)
Zeke: You sniff it!
Casey: You're outta your fucking mind!
Zeke: I'm not taking any chances--I leave for five minutes, I come back and everyone's a fuckin' alien. Even if I have to 'Men in Black' your ass, you're gonna fuckin' sniff it.
(Casey snorts)
Casey: Happy now?

37-happy now.wav

Marybeth: Caaasey... c'mout, c'mout wherever you are.

38-cmout cmout.wav

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Casey: Guaranteed to jack you up.

39-caseys turn.wav

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Casey: You wouldn't have liked it here, anyway.

40-liked it anyway.wav

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Casey: Shhhit...
Zeke: Is it over?
Casey: (deep breaths) Yea.
Zeke: (laughs)

41-is it over.wav

Elijah Photoshoot Video

For friends needing a place to download it! Might be temporary. :)

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/honey_and_vinegar/Audio/Elijah photoshoot.flv